Two-word New Year’s resolutions for some of our more famous people (and things)

Talk show host Jimmy Kimmel:  Keep going

Bears quarterback Caleb Williams:  Keep improving

Taylor Swift:  Some privacy

Travis Kelce:  Taylor Swift

Bill Clinton:  Stay strong

Hilary Clinton:  Stay stronger!

Russian President Vladimir Putin:  Relinquish power

Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky:  Sleep well

Drones:  Fly safe

Airplanes:  Fly safer

Baseball star Shohei Ohtani:  Stay healthy

USA Olympic soccer:  Gold medal

Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson:  Play nicer

Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker:  Stay strong

Actor George Clooney:  Keep hair 

Secretary of State Marco Rubio:  Grow some

Talk show host Stephen Colbert:  Keep going

Chicago White Sox baseball team:  Stop losing

The Savannah Bananas Baseball team:  Keep winning!

Potential 2028 presidential candidate Rahm Emanuel: Don’t run

Caitlin Clark:  Play again

Long-time independent politician Bernie Sanders:  Don’t stop

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White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt:  Facts matter

Actress Jennifer Aniston:  What’s next?

Actress Ann Hathaway:  What’s next?

Artificial Intelligence:  Slow down

U.S. Postal Service:  Speed up!

The copper penny:  Rest well

The nickel:  Be nervous

Dolly Parton: Defy gravity

“The Pitt” star Noah Wyle:  Repeat performance

Pope Leo:  Promote peace

President Donald J. Trump: Stop tweeting

Bears coach Ben Johnson:  Good, better  (you know the third word)

Happy New Year, everybody! May all your New Year’s resolutions come to fruition.