Some bumper stickers we have seen–and some we’d like to see!

Driving around these days, you see all kinds of bumper stickers on cars.  Sometimes the bumper stickers are not on cars, but on walls or street signs, in bathrooms or in buildings, but almost always they are there to amuse us.

They always have messages. Some of these messages may be more “hidden” than others. Others are, shall we say, right there “in your face”?

These bumper stickers can inspire, make us think, make us laugh, and yes, even get us angry–sometimes all of the aboveat the same time!

With that as lead-in, let’s take a look, first at some bumper stickers we've seen already, and then, how about some we would like to see?

Seen already?  How about:

Horn Broken. Watch for Finger Instead

I Said No to Drugs…But They Just Wouldn’t Listen

My Kid Had Sex with Your Honor Roll Student

Jesus is Coming…Look Busy

My Brakes are Bad. Do You Have Good Insurance?

Everything I Needed to Learn, I Learned in Prison. Have a Nice Day!

I Work at Hokey Pokey Clinic—A Great Place to Turn your Life Around

Your Honking is Not Going to Make Me Text any Faster

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Now, here aresome stickers we might like to see: 

Just Say No—to Back to School

Warning: It May be Summer, but Watch Out for ICE!

Keep Your Distance, Driverless Car in Front of Me

Used Car For Sale, Small Tariff Charge Will be Added

Caution: I’m From Mississippi, Where the Driver’s Age is Puberty

If Both My Turn Signals Are On, it’s Because I Root for the Cubs and the Sox!

Warning: I Switch Lanes Like I Think–Randomly

I Passed My Driver’s Test on My Fourth Try

Just Got Off Probation.  Pass With Caution

Please Don’t Honk. I am Trying to Daydream, But my Mind Keeps Wandering

I Don’t Need to beLed Into Temptation—I Can Find the Way Myself

I Know Where I am Headed, Even Before I Arrive

Caution: This Car is LikeChicago Sports Teams. Wheels Could Fall off Anytime!

Watch for some of these and more on your summer travels–but just in case? Keep your distance!